It's an unholy union that would make our Government officials blush — the literotic narratives of 50 Shades Of Grey and the masturbatory celebrations of SG50 made BDSM love with each other to spawn #SG50ShadesOfGrey. And boy, folks have really taken an unhealthily awesome obsession with it.
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Post by Alvin Pang.
In a hashtag jokingly created by renowned local poet and author Alvin Pang last week, the small quip has quickly thrusted itself into a nationwide social media phenomenon, fuelled vigorously by the filthy minds of Singaporeans and the uncomfortably relentless pegging of the SG50 campaign.
How does one insert oneself into this #SG50ShadesOfGrey orifice? It's a simple bait-and-switch trope - here's some examples. "Take it off," he demanded imperiously. It was way past August, but the national flag was still hanging from her balcony. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Alvin Pang (@alfpang) February 12, 2015
I tremble with anticipation; she slides towards me, raised finger to my lips. "Ah Boy ah tissue one dollar." #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Benjamin Kheng (@benjaminkheng) February 15, 2015
#sg50shadesofgrey She opened her mouth, gasping as the thick white substance filled her mouth and throat immediately. "Stupid haze."
— ah beng (@ahbengpls) February 15, 2015
I groaned. He kept going faster and faster. I couldn't take the speed "Slow down!" as I tried to copy notes during lecture #SG50shadesofgrey
— ❄princessa❄ (@tornjpg_) February 15, 2015
She screamed for him to stop, but he kept pumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank. #sg50shadesofgrey
— Ervin Han (@ErvinHan) February 14, 2015
Really, the phenomenon's engorged to such enormous proportions that even BBC's riding on it.
Not comfortable with all these double entendres? Let the Media Development Authority ease you into the love-making mood with their inadvertent literotica.
Photo: Fisher Chia via Flickr
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It's an unholy union that would make our Government officials blush — the literotic narratives of 50 Shades Of Grey and the masturbatory celebrations of SG50 made BDSM love with each other to spawn #SG50ShadesOfGrey. And boy, folks have really taken an unhealthily awesome obsession with it.
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Post by Alvin Pang.
In a hashtag jokingly created by renowned local poet and author Alvin Pang last week, the small quip has quickly thrusted itself into a nationwide social media phenomenon, fuelled vigorously by the filthy minds of Singaporeans and the uncomfortably relentless pegging of the SG50 campaign.
How does one insert oneself into this #SG50ShadesOfGrey orifice? It's a simple bait-and-switch trope - here's some examples. "Take it off," he demanded imperiously. It was way past August, but the national flag was still hanging from her balcony. #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Alvin Pang (@alfpang) February 12, 2015
I tremble with anticipation; she slides towards me, raised finger to my lips. "Ah Boy ah tissue one dollar." #SG50ShadesOfGrey
— Benjamin Kheng (@benjaminkheng) February 15, 2015
#sg50shadesofgrey She opened her mouth, gasping as the thick white substance filled her mouth and throat immediately. "Stupid haze."
— ah beng (@ahbengpls) February 15, 2015
I groaned. He kept going faster and faster. I couldn't take the speed "Slow down!" as I tried to copy notes during lecture #SG50shadesofgrey
— ❄princessa❄ (@tornjpg_) February 15, 2015
She screamed for him to stop, but he kept pumping away. She wanted half tank, but the Shell uncle heard full tank. #sg50shadesofgrey
— Ervin Han (@ErvinHan) February 14, 2015
Really, the phenomenon's engorged to such enormous proportions that even BBC's riding on it.
Not comfortable with all these double entendres? Let the Media Development Authority ease you into the love-making mood with their inadvertent literotica.
Photo: Fisher Chia via Flickr
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