L O L.
Local musicians Jack & Rai — regular fixtures at ION Orchard's Balaclava and Wala Wala, in case you didn't know — have written a song about (former) Manchester United coach David Moyes, and it's hilarious as heck.
The music's not original — clearly it's an adaptation of the Gipsy Kings'"Volare"— but the lyrics are.
Enjoy. Refer to the lyrics at the bottom of the story if you want to join in on the 'celebration'.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
He came along from Merseyside club Everton
People they say this man, picked by hand of Ferguson
Now he don't know what to do with Nemanja and Rio
Rooney, Van persie, Shinji, and Marouane Fellatio
Chorus:
Oh Moyes oh no
castrate, Ohhhh
Man U is mid table club
No trophy, and no champions cup
Bridge:
Aye caramba, caramba Manchester United just tweeted that he left the club
No importa, importa we know that the team will fight
But tequila tequila is what we will drink tonight
Chorus
Verse 2:
Man U have problems in front cos they can't score a goal
But Giggs still my hero although he's quarenta years old
I do not blame Moyes he want to make a difference
But 51 games he had 51 starting elevens
Chorus
Solo
Chorus
Verse 3:
i have a secret idea that nobody knows
He Paid off by Rodgers, Pellegrini and Mourinho
Speedy Gonzales could be better as a manager
At least he could win every match against Sylvester
Chorus
L O L.
Local musicians Jack & Rai — regular fixtures at ION Orchard's Balaclava and Wala Wala, in case you didn't know — have written a song about (former) Manchester United coach David Moyes, and it's hilarious as heck.
The music's not original — clearly it's an adaptation of the Gipsy Kings'"Volare"— but the lyrics are.
Enjoy. Refer to the lyrics at the bottom of the story if you want to join in on the 'celebration'.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
He came along from Merseyside club Everton
People they say this man, picked by hand of Ferguson
Now he don't know what to do with Nemanja and Rio
Rooney, Van persie, Shinji, and Marouane Fellatio
Chorus:
Oh Moyes oh no
castrate, Ohhhh
Man U is mid table club
No trophy, and no champions cup
Bridge:
Aye caramba, caramba Manchester United just tweeted that he left the club
No importa, importa we know that the team will fight
But tequila tequila is what we will drink tonight
Chorus
Verse 2:
Man U have problems in front cos they can't score a goal
But Giggs still my hero although he's quarenta years old
I do not blame Moyes he want to make a difference
But 51 games he had 51 starting elevens
Chorus
Solo
Chorus
Verse 3:
i have a secret idea that nobody knows
He Paid off by Rodgers, Pellegrini and Mourinho
Speedy Gonzales could be better as a manager
At least he could win every match against Sylvester
Chorus