If, like us, you've already been heartbroken by the heart-shaped (barely) fried chicken-ized pizza that is the KFC Chizza, you'll already know how low it ranks on the spectrum of fast food fusions.
And what a fusion it is. Appetites were aroused when KFC Singapore announced that it was finally available here after variations of Chizza appeared in other parts of Asia. Promising all chicken, no crust, it was initially believed to be a proper pizza-sized monstrosity — but alas, it turned out to be no bigger than your palm. Taste-wise, it was meh at best. Visually, it was puke in a box.