"Hi police there is China people to sell drug", writes one.
"hi just to check are bus enthusiasts allowed to snap pictures of buses at bus interchanges", writes another.
And probably one of the most confusing ones: "May I ask how can I into jail?".
Dumbass folks are everywhere, and one of the more entertaining ways to suss them out is to simply take a gander at the Facebook page of the Singapore Police Force. Aside from actual crimes they handle in real life, they also have to endure the multitudes of shitposts (both intentional and not) by members of the public.