Every once in a while, we get stuff delivered to our offices in Tiong Bahru. Brands wanting to get some sweet mention across the Coconuts network send their swag to us — be it glass mugs with #YOLO written on it, a giant crate that held only a single can of beer, or even live puppies with logos tattooed on their eyelids (ok maybe not that last one). In the spirit of crippling consumerism and good fun, we started a new series for our world-weary editor Ilyas to review these care packages every glorious time they arrive. This is one such story.