Another dig at life in Singapore from none other than the Obnoxious Expats, with whom we're partnering with to bring you content that informs — and annoys.
1. As soon as the clock strikes 5pm on Friday
Or Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday...let's not try to pretend we're respectable members of society here.
2. You finally get home and the three-hour beauty ritual commences
3. But you still haven't quite figured out how to dress for a night out in Singapore
4. You finally arrive at your friend's condo for pre-drinks and immediately set your intentions for the night
5. And immediately prove how serious you are
6. Because it's Friday and you DGAF
7. Once you're sufficiently tipsy you call a cab
8. A few more drinks and you know that dancing will feature heavily in the night ahead
9. You decide it's time to make your way to the club
10. The bouncers obviously let you in because you're the first to arrive
11. Apart from the club promoter who's desperately trying to lure people onto the dance floor
12. You realise you're nowhere near drunk enough to handle this
13. But by then it's too late and you're already past the point of no return
14. The only thing left to do is hit the dance floor
15. And even though you have no control over your limbs, you still manage to keep things classy
16. You somehow find yourself on Clarke Quay bridge at 4am
17. Where someone inevitably screams 'CHINA ONE' and it suddenly seems like the best idea of the night
18. Until you wake up the next day missing your phone, keys, wallet - or all of the above
19. You feel nothing but shame
20. And vow never to drink again
21. Until next weekend
Check out their Tumblr page for more obnoxious fun!
Another dig at life in Singapore from none other than the Obnoxious Expats, with whom we're partnering with to bring you content that informs — and annoys.
1. As soon as the clock strikes 5pm on Friday
Or Monday, or Tuesday, or Wednesday...let's not try to pretend we're respectable members of society here.
2. You finally get home and the three-hour beauty ritual commences
3. But you still haven't quite figured out how to dress for a night out in Singapore
4. You finally arrive at your friend's condo for pre-drinks and immediately set your intentions for the night
5. And immediately prove how serious you are
6. Because it's Friday and you DGAF
7. Once you're sufficiently tipsy you call a cab
8. A few more drinks and you know that dancing will feature heavily in the night ahead
9. You decide it's time to make your way to the club
10. The bouncers obviously let you in because you're the first to arrive
11. Apart from the club promoter who's desperately trying to lure people onto the dance floor
12. You realise you're nowhere near drunk enough to handle this
13. But by then it's too late and you're already past the point of no return
14. The only thing left to do is hit the dance floor
15. And even though you have no control over your limbs, you still manage to keep things classy
16. You somehow find yourself on Clarke Quay bridge at 4am
17. Where someone inevitably screams 'CHINA ONE' and it suddenly seems like the best idea of the night
18. Until you wake up the next day missing your phone, keys, wallet - or all of the above
19. You feel nothing but shame
20. And vow never to drink again
21. Until next weekend
Check out their Tumblr page for more obnoxious fun!