10 ways Victoria Beckham proves she belongs in Singapore

So, the super unf and over-achieving Victoria Beckham (wife of David Beckham, mother to four ridiculously handsome children, model, pop singer, fashion designer — geez) arrived in Singapore early on Saturday to promote her accessories line with On Pedder. That event is only happening tonight so we suspect those extra days were for her to assimilate into the Singapore culture — or at least that's what her incessant social media updates are saying. So far she's:  1. Made sure to pack weightless stuff, like t-shirts (yeah, right) 2. Read a local mag 3. Greeted her fans in all four National languages   4. Complained about the heat and did something about it 5. Called herself an 'alien' (awww you're not an alien, love, but for goodness' sake eat something!) An alien in Singapore x vb #VBTour pic.twitter.com/lxrwFNLSBm — Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 10, 2014 6. Teased the local boys seamstresses 7. Organised her own KTV session I hear there might be a reunion! #captain&tennille x vb #VBTour pic.twitter.com/IXimFE5xfY — Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 10, 2014 8. Did it again 'cos she heard Asians believe bad singing makes the rain come 9. Attempted to give DJs Nicole Chen and Tenashar a run for their money Doing my best @samantharonson in Singapore x vb #VBTour pic.twitter.com/KlpENhXfPA — Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 10, 2014 10. Taken Singapore's cleanliness for granted My bed is really uncomfortable x vb #fightthefrizz #VBTour pic.twitter.com/4UalkZe4OB — Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) May 11, 2014 Welcome to Singapore, Victoria Beckham! You can have our jobs anytime.